“Go ahead, threaten me like you have with the American people for so long! You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“If by any chance Mido should find out the truth, you son of a bitch, I'm going to rip you limb from limb. And your remains will never be found. Why? Because I'm going to swallow every last bit.”
Min-sik Choi - Dae-su Oh

“They must kill me because I'm honest. Because I tell the truth. Because I frighten them. Three reasons to murder a decent man!”

Gérard Depardieu - Danton

“We got two stories here: a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry. Which story do you want us to write? Because we're writing one of them.”
Michael Keaton - Walter 'Robby' Robinson

“- Kira Watanabe: I can no longer stand by, and watch you destroy their lives. I'm going to tell Chas the truth, and there's not a thing you can do to stop me.
- Coco LaBouche: Except throw out on the curb, au revoir.”

Julia Kato - Kira Watanabe
Susan Sarandon - Coco LaBouche