“Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!”
Jonathan Best - Billy at 5

“- Father (Jim): Need a ride, Santa Claus?
- Killer Santa: Oh, no, not exactly.
- Father (Jim): What's the problem?
- Killer Santa: Oh, there's no problem. It's just that I've run into a bit of lolly luck.”
Geoff Hansen - Father (Jim)
Charles Dierkop - Killer Santa

“Santy Claus only brings presents to them that's been good all year. All the other ones, all the naughty ones, he punishes! What about you, boy? You been good all year?”
Will Hare - Grandpa

“- Denise: Cindy if, uh, you don't go back to bed... Santa won't come.
- Tommy: He's not the only one.”

Linnea Quigley - Denise
Leo Geter - Tommy

“- Killer Santa: What's the matter, you don't like Santa Claus?
- Mr. Levitt: Well, it's good for business, bad for my stomach. It's a lot of phony sentiment, you know what I am saying.”
Charles Dierkop - Killer Santa
Eric Hart - Mr. Levitt (Storekeeper)