“- Harvey Holroyd: Wanna go have a cup of coffee?
- Marlene: Oh, I don't drink coffee. It's an artificial stimulant.
- Harvey Holroyd: Of course. Then you wouldn't want to have a drink, either. So what do I offer you? A bite of my onion?”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Stacey Nelkin - Marlene

“- Annoying Lady: Don't we get any cake? Who has coffee without cake?
- Dylan: I don't know... skinny people!”
Paula J. Newman - Annoying Lady
Breckin Meyer - Dylan

“- Helen Cruger: Do you still drink coffee?
- Det. Frank Keller: Like it's going out of style.
- Helen Cruger: C'mon, I'll buy you a cup.”
Ellen Barkin - Helen Cruger
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself