“- Dil: A girl has to have a bit of glamour.
- Jude: Oh, absolutely. As long as she can keep it.”
Jaye Davidson - Dil
Miranda Richardson - Jude

“It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
Richard White - Gaston

“It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Charlie Croker: This car belongs to the Pakistani ambassador!
- Lorna: It does?
- Charlie Croker: Typical, isn't it? I've been out of jail five minutes, and already I'm in a hot car.
- Lorna: Charlie, I just wanted you to come out in style, baby.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker
Margaret Blye - Lorna