“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

“Smoking takes ten years off your life. It's the ten worst years, isn't it folks? It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper fucking years.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

It doesn't matter how big the warnings on the cigarettes are; you could have a black pack, with a skull and crossbones on the front, called tumors, and smokers would be around the block going, "I can't wait to get my hands on these fucking things! I bet ya get a tumor as soon as you light up".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Max Conners: Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?
- Page Conners: Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Max Conners: He doesn't look so bad in this light.
- Page Conners: His liver spots are positively glowing.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners