“- Sex Shop Salesman: Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
- Paul Bland: Trail mix?
- Sex Shop Salesman: I was making a joke.”
John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland

“I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.”
Simon Helberg - Howard Wolowitz

“I have so much green under my fingernails, it looks like I had really good sex with Shrek.”
Beth Behrs - Caroline Channing

“You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.”
Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett

Don't anyone say "April Fool's" again or I'll rip them apart!
Amy Steel - Kit