“I had a date with a pilot last night. Couldn't get my seat back in the upright position. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? No, you wouldn't.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Janet Hall

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
- Reggie: Yes, sir.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You ever made love to a man?
- Reggie: No.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You want to?”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Dennis Greene - Reggie
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... you know, see what happens.”
David Koechner - Champ Kind

“- Sandy: Oh, my... that kind of evening?
- Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!”

Bette Midler - Sandy
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“- Dean Proffitt: You jumped my bones the first night we met!
- Annie: We did it on the first date?
- Dean Proffitt: Couldn't call it a date really, we just did it in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven
- Annie: I'm a slut.
- Dean Proffitt: What did you say?
- Annie: Nothing.”

Kurt Russell - Dean Proffitt
Goldie Hawn - Annie