“The entire 1994 baseball season, know what I'm saying? I got Ken Griffey Jr. here, Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco. People spend big money for baseball cards, but if they get hurt, it's even worth more money! Say one of them's going to the car after the game, gets hit… pow! I don't wanna see it happen, but if it does, I'm getting paid!”

Sinbad - Kevin Franklin

“My season is like a bad freeway accident. And you guys, you're just slowing down to watch.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn

“Is that play legal?”

Patrick LaBrecque - George

“We want a pitcher not an underwear snitcher!”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma