“Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.”

Howard Hesseman - McBride

“Were you masturbating? You don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable. You can call it Sam's happy time or
my special alone time with myself.”

Julie White - Judy Witwicky

“- Billy: You were right. Women are bad, masturbating's good.
- Charlie Anders: No... masturbating's lonely.”
Brendan Fehr - Billy
Max Beesley - Charlie Anders

“- Jeff Davis: Are you busy with something?
- Reanna: I was masturbating.
- Jeff Davis: In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.”
Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis
Laura Prepon - Reanna

“Me and my wife had a great sex life, we use to have sex once a week. but then she died... then it was 3 or 4 times a week.”
Danny Murphy - Mr. Murphy