“- Palumbo: Don't you think it's time for a wedding?
- Zalmie: How can I ask her? I don't have a cent.
- Palumbo: You should have thought of that before you got her pregnant.
- Zalmie: Who thinks at a time like that?”
Ben Frommer - Palumbo
Jeffrey Lippa - Zalmie

“Since everyone in town realized that Patty wasn't just larding up from French fries, he had no choice.”

Liane Balaban - Moonie Pottie

“- Dede Truitt: I just don't think it's something we should rush into.
- Lucia DeLury: Oh, no, no. But bring another human life onto the planet - that's whim time.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Dennis: Look, even if you did get pregnant, I'd marry you.
- Odette: Do you believe in centralized government or states' rights?
- Dennis: What?
- Odette: I just want to know the kind of guy I'm marrying.
- Dennis: I'm starting to get the distinct impression you don't want to do this anymore.”

Matthew Lawrence - Dennis
Gaby Hoffmann - Odette

“I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. One time I secretly wanted to be a writer.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven