“- Commandant Lassard: What is the most frustrating thing about police work?
- Tackleberry: Not being able to carry hand grenades, sir.
- Callahan: Separate locker rooms, sir.
- Mahoney: Icky blue uniforms.”
George Gaynes - Eric Lassard
David Graf - Eugene Tackleberry
Leslie Easterbrook - Debbie Callahan
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“Crime rates have been dropping, dropping, dropping. Fear of crime has been going up, up, up. It doesn't make any sense. But it makes perfect sense when you see what we're hearing from politicians and seeing in the news media.”
Barry Glassner - Himself

“You want an answer? Okay, pappy, think of it as colors. There's black, and there's white, and in between is mostly gray. That's us. Now gray is a tough color, because it's not as simple as black and white - and for the media, certainly not as interesting. But... it's what we are.”
Al Pacino - Mayor John Pappas

“- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Two men skating together? And in our division, no less! Why, Stranz? Why is God singling us out to the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: I don't know, sis; those two are just a couple of freaks.
- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Yeah, and the media loves freaks.”
Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg

“- Wai Lin: What are you waiting for, shoot him!
- James Bond: I told you, we're gonna finish this together!
- Elliot Carver: How romantic! Do you realize how absurd your position is?
- James Bond: No more absurd than starting a war for ratings.
- Elliot Carver: Great men have always manipulated the media to save the world.”

Michelle Yeoh - Wai Lin
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Jonathan Pryce - Elliot Carver