“Happiness isn't a little cake which we can cut up to fill our appetites.”
Bette Davis - Henriette Deluzy-Desportes

“- Maître D': Today we have, for appetizers moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux, that's leek tart, frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd, c’est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It's very delicate, very subtle.
- Mr. Creosote: I'll have the lot.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Rolly: I'm hungry, Mother. I'm hungry.
- Perdita: Now Rolly, you've just had your dinner.
- Rolly: But I am, just the same. I'm so hungry I could eat a a whole elephant.”
Barbara Beaird - Rolly
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“- Fozzie: Hey, that waiter's a rat!
- Floyd: I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie
Jerry Nelson - Floyd

“It's funny how your appetite perks up when you find out you're gonna eat dinner, instead of be dinner.”
Dom DeLuise - Tiger