“- The Emperor Ming: Klytus! What is he doing?
- Klytus: I don't know, sir! It looks like some kind of barbaric sport!”

Max von Sydow - The Emperor Ming
Peter Wyngarde - Klytus

“Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on.”
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“- Joanne: Okay. Like shuttleboard.
- James Lennox: It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous shit.”

Polly Shannon - Joanne
Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox

“You're heading for the Olympics; I'm heading for broken bones.”

Linda Blair - Terry Barkley

“There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is dead!”
Eddie Izzard - Himself