“- Darnell: What's up, Ma? You been watching the talk shows?
- Ma Wright: I don't watch that junk! I've got enough trouble in my life already!”
Martin Lawrence - Darnell Wright
Della Reese - Ma Wright

“- Mercy: Well maybe I’m lookin’ for some real action.
- Vermin: Well what about me, I got the big one!
- Ajax: I’ll give it to you baby.
- Swan: Let her go!
- Mercy: You gonna jump me?
- Swan: Maybe we ought to put a train on you. You look like you might even like it.
- Mercy: Fuck you!
- Swan: Real tough chick.”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax
Michael Beck - Swan

“- Daniel Schorr: There's a tiny camera looking at you right now.
- Nicholas Van Orton: That's impossible.
- Daniel Schorr: You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.”

Daniel Schorr - Daniel Schorr
Michael Douglas - Nicholas Van Orton

“- Neville Coltrane: Mate, Beijing called. We've got the television rights to their public executions.
- Rod McCain: Worldwide?
- Neville Coltrane: Five guys a week, guaranteed.
- Rod McCain: Beauty.”
Bille Brown - Neville Coltrane
Kevin Kline - Rod McCain

“- Candy: I want more than just sex.
- David: That's why God invented television.”
Ruth Marshall - Candy
Thomas Gibson - David