“I lie when I need to, tell the truth when I can.”
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“- Mavis Gary: Yeah, but most people here seem so happy with so little. It's like they don't even seem to care what happens to them.
- Sandra Freehauf: That's because it doesn't matter what happens to them. They're nothing. Might as well die.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Collette Wolfe - Sandra Freehauf

“Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.”
Marcello Mastroianni - Guido Anselmi

“- Royal Tenenbaum: Look, I know I'm going to be the bad guy on this one, but I just want to say the last six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life.
- Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.”

Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum
Alec Baldwin - Narrator

“- Toula Portokalos: [Pointing to Ian's bruised nose] What happened? Biker fight? nose job? What?
- Ian Miller: Uh... yeah.
- Toula Portokalos: No, really.
- Ian Miller: You don't want to know.
- Toula Portokalos: Oh I don't know. If I had survived an old lady ass-kicking I would want to brag about it.”
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos
John Corbett - Ian Miller