"She's got the three things that really matter in a wife" everyone said, "Breeding, brains and beauty". And I believed them - completely. But I never had a moment of happiness with her.

Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“Happy wife, happy life!”
Rob Corddry - Mac

“- Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
- Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
- Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your fuckin' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.”
Mongo Brownlee - Lee Harvey
Chris Cooper - Lieutenant Gerke

“It's crazy, but whenever something spectacular happens to me, the first thing I want to do is tell my wife about it. And, after 40 years of marriage, if I can't tell her about something wonderful that happened to me, it sort of stops being wonderful.”
Kevin Kline - Sam Harris

“I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!”
Marija Bakalova - Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev