“A comedian says funny things. A comic says things funny.”
Ed Wynn

We got one letter from a man who thought that Hauk's comedy was "visionary and interesting”. The other eleven hundred calls say that the man can't do comedy to save his dick!… That's a direct quote, sir.
Forest Whitaker - Edward Garlick

“Kids are great for a comedian, because kids are funny without even trying to be funny.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Bob Crane: Please, not in front of the children! They look up to me!
- Anne Crane: They're small. They look up to everyone.”

Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane
Rita Wilson - Anne Crane

“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.”

Daniel Henney - Matt Simmons