Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers! It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear! "Something's wrong, Dr Dre! My coochie's doing a beatbox!".
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“Fat chicks are cool, they're like mopeds: fun to ride, just don't let your friends see you do it.”
Matthew Lillard - Billy Brubaker

“What's silent and smells like worms? Bird farts.”
Robin Williams - Andrew Martin

“I'm proud to recall that at no time at all and with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!”

Danny Kaye - Hubert Hawkins

“- Eddie: No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?
- Norby: Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh…
- Veeko: Tollbooth at the end.
- Eddie: Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?”
Joe Mantegna - Eddie
Joe Pantoliano - Norby
Brian Haley - Veeko