“- Richie Rich: How come all we do is talk about money? Why don't we do something fun.
- Ellsworth: Money is fun!”
Macaulay Culkin - Richie Rich
Joel Ellegant - Ellsworth

It all goes back to something my grandmother told me when I was a kid. "Holden", she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes". She was a church goer.
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil

“Those days whenever I had half a dollar that didn't belong to the butcher, the landlady or the street car company, I'd go to a concert”

Deanna Durbin - Abigail Martin

“Is that why you're here, Colonel? Some kind of post-Vietnam experience like you need a rerun or something? You pour a hundred twenty million bucks into this place, you turn it into a military zone, so what, so you can have chopper parades in the sky?”
James Woods - Richard Boyle

“All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat 'The Legend of Zelda' before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.