“We interrupt this program to give you an important news bulletin: A suspect in the Happy Times All-Girls Glee Club slaying has fled the scene and managed to elude the police. He is armed and dangerous, and has been spotted in the West Side area, armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other.”

- Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
- Chris Kenner: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
- Johnny Murata: How about "Don't get killed"?
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner

“- Jonathan Brewster: If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat, I'll tell him what's in the cellar.
- Mortimer Brewster: Cellar?
- Jonathan Brewster: There's an elderly gentleman down there who seems to be very dead.”

Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Neighbor: Old man Pringle and Mrs. Parker, both dead. His face was burned off.
- Paul Conway: Elvira Parker?
- Neighbor: Yeah, I heard somebody say she called the police. Said she saw Sam in her bedroom window. From what I hear, Elvira's head's all over the walls in there.”
Tom Spratley - Neighbor
Matthew Labyorteaux - Paul Conway

“- Taryn: Who is he?
- Nancy Thompson: His name is Freddy Krueger. He was a child murderer before he died, and after he died... well, he became something worse.”
Jennifer Rubin - Taryn
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson