“- Tibby: How old are you, anyway? 10?
- Bailey: I'm 12!
- Tibby: Same difference. - Bailey: No, when I was 10, I didn't have an iPod.
- Tibby: You're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?”
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby
Jenna Boyd - Bailey

“- Pirate King: What's the age of consent around here?
- Mabel Stanley: Eighteen.
- Pirate King: Good! I'm old enough.”
Ted Hamilton - Pirate King
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“- Clare Lipkin: Thirty-five years old and still bulimic.
- Dr. Mo Van De Kamp: Thirty-five?”

Jacqueline Bisset - Clare Lipkin
Paul Bartel - Dr. Mo Van De Kamp

“- Jane: Sometimes you can be such a child.
- Grover: Yeah, but if I was a child you'd find that endearing.”
Olivia d'Abo - Jane
Josh Hamilton - Grover

“I suppose the only thing at 50 you can really start to look forward to is just total irresponsibility.”
Johnny Depp