“- Harkin: What happens now?
- Sylvia Fonda: First we take off our clothes and then we fuck our brains out.”
Patrick Houser - Harkin
Shannon Tweed - Sylvia Fonda

“Hello? I'm opening the door, if you want to stop what you're doing and put your clothes on!”

Susan Blanchard - Kelly

“- Jane: God, Casey, can't you keep it in your pants for one wedding?
- Casey: Are you kidding? The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is that so some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.”
Katherine Heigl - Jane
Judy Greer - Casey

“- Honey Horne: Take me, Garth!
- Garth Algar: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.”
Kim Basinger - Honey Horne
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“Rip my bra off like your ripping open your Social Security Check!”
Aubrey Plaza - Lenore