“A baby holds your hands, and then suddenly, there's this huge man lifting you off the ground, and then he's gone. Where's that son?”
Himself - Andre Gregory

“We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.”
Dan Aykroyd - Vic

“Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts.”
Adam Sandler - John Clasky

“- Sharon Solarz: You don't have kids, do you?
- Ben Shepard: No. I... I barely have furniture.
- Sharon Solarz: Well, if you do, you'll realize that they change you.”
Susan Sarandon - Sharon Solarz
Shia LaBeouf - Ben Shepard

“- Doris: Do you have any pictures?
- George Peters: What?
- Doris: Pictures of your kids.
- George Peters: Well, yeah, but I don't think this the the time or place...
- Doris: Come on, come on. If you show me yours I will show you mine.”
Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters