- Ben Harrison: See Mom? I told you! I'm telepathetic.
- Jackie Harrison: You mean “telepathic”.
- Ben Harrison: That's what I said.
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison
Liam Aiken - Ben Harrison

There is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there's an “I” in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team.
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Sketch: Eclectic.
- Margaret: What's that?
- Frankie: You plug your box in the wall and it gives you power, stupid.”
Ron Johnson - Sketch
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Margaret
Devin Kamin - Frankie

“May I have 55 words with you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead