“Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan island in a brand new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“That could have been your head David.”

Paul Reubens - Max

“- Ira: Hey, cool. Snag one.
- Harry: Snag one?
- Ira: Yeah, snag one and put it in the bucket.
- Harry: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. You snag it.”

David Duchovny - Ira
Orlando Jones - Harry

“- Col. Colin Caine: She's not human she's an alien, she'll destroy you!
- Col. Tom Carlsen: She destroyed worlds...”
Peter Firth - Col. Colin Caine
Steve Railsback - Col. Tom Carlsen

“Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.”
Tommy Madden - Giggywig