“- Vaughan Cunningham: Homosexual. I like men sexually.
- Karl: Not funny ha-ha, funnyqueer.
- Vaughan Cunningham: Well that's a very offensive way to put it.”
John Ritter - Vaughan Cunningham
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

- Jamie Gangel: Scared of being called "queer"?
- Ste Pearce: Are you?
- Jamie Gangel: Maybe... maybe not.
- Ste Pearce: And are ya?
- Jamie Gangel: Queer?
- Ste Pearce: Gay.
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel
Scott Neal - Ste Pearce

“- Rusty: I'm an artist, you know?
- Walt Koontz: Bullshit. You're a fucking drag queen.
- Rusty: Let me savour those lovely words for a moment. What are you, channeling Jesse Helms?
- Walt Koontz: Don't be so sensitive. You can take a dick, you can take an insult.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

“- Shannon: Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
- Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?”
Teresa Hill - Shannon
Denise Richards - Jana