“- Richard: No way that just happened. My car is completely destroyed.
- Tommy: I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... awesome.
[bursts out laughing]
- Tommy: ... But, sorry about your car, man. That... that sucks.”
David Spade - Richard
Chris Farley - Tommy

“- Dr. Ditten: Our children will thank us for the world we are making for them!
- Emmy Ritter: Thank you? Thank you for what? For a world filled with a seed of new hates? For a world in ruins?”
Philip Dorn - Dr. Ditten
Alla Nazimova - Emmy Ritter

“That is the kind of woman that makes whole civilizations topple!”

Kathleen Howard - Miss Bragg

“You'd try to kill the John Doe movement if you can't use it to get what you want? That certainly is a new low. I guess I've seen everything now... you think of deliberately killing an idea that's made millions of people a little bit happier.”

Gary Cooper - John Doe

“Gentlemen, you will never make peace with Napoleon! Napoleon cannot be master of the world until he has smashed us up, and believe me, gentlemen, he means to be master of the world! You cannot make peace with dictators. You have to destroy them, wipe them out!”
Laurence Olivier - Lord Horatio Nelson