“I told you that one should forgive a fallen woman. But I never said I would be able to. I can't forgive.”
Vyacheslav Tikhonov - Prince Andrei Bolkonsky

“- Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice?
- Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.”
Maura Tierney - Lynn
Woody Harrelson - Monix

“- Jimmy Dix: You don't like women much do ya Joe?
- Joe Hallenbeck: At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Rudy: I like her.
- Tripper: You're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed.”

Chris Makepeace - Rudy
Bill Murray - Tripper

“There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.”
Kevin Patrick Smith - Silent Bob