“- Stu: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night?
- Phil: Obviously because we had a great fucking time.”
Ed Helms - Stu
Bradley Cooper - Phil

“The next time you go out and get tanked, if you don't take me, I'll get a divorce.”
Carole Lombard - Jane Mason

“Kids aren't any fun! You can't take a kid to a bar. He has one drink, he falls off the stool, and the trip is screwed!”
Burt Reynolds - Nick McKenna

“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

“That was more fun than eating cotton-candy barefoot.”

Virginia Madsen - Dolly Harshaw