“Sometimes I think you should've been born during the Spanish Inquisition.”

Charlize Theron - Helga Svelgen

“Women are always saying it's not the fact that you left, it's the way that you did it. It's not that you fuck around, it's that you lie about it. You're all so full of shit.”

Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner

“I'm not shallow. I just judge women on their looks.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.”
Rob Schneider

“- Cathy: Don't pretend life hasn't improved for you.
- Heathcliff: Life has ended for me.”
Merle Oberon - Cathy
Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff