“- Richard Lestrange: What are you looking at?
- Emmeline Lestrange: Your muscles.
- Richard Lestrange: What about them? You're really acting silly lately, Em. Always saying dumb things like that. Always looking at me funny! You're not coming down with something, are you? Don't give it to me.”
Christopher Atkins - Richard Lestrange
Brooke Shields - Emmeline Lestrange

“I have to wear a fake fuckin' ass over my ass!”
Sam Rockwell - Sam

“This may come as a shock to you, but I think your padded ass is silly.”
Christina Kirk - Hannah

“- Wayne: She didn't like the way his ass looked, so she made him get butt cheek implants.
- J.D.: I thought his ass looked tighter!”

Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Jim: Have you seen my girlfriend? Tall, thin, legs for days?
- Eva: Yeah I pitched her overboard.”
Eion Bailey - Jim
Zoe Saldana - Eva