“- Richard Lestrange: What are you looking at?
- Emmeline Lestrange: Your muscles.
- Richard Lestrange: What about them? You're really acting silly lately, Em. Always saying dumb things like that. Always looking at me funny! You're not coming down with something, are you? Don't give it to me.”
Christopher Atkins - Richard Lestrange
Brooke Shields - Emmeline Lestrange

“It ain't easy being cheesy!”
Terry Crews - Cheeseburger Eddy

“- Whitey Powers: The moment I laid eyes on him, I could tell he'd done time. They never lose it, you know. That tension, it settles up around their shoulders.
- Sean Devine: He just lost his daughter, maybe that's what's settled in his shoulders.
- Whitey Powers: No, that's in his stomach. The tension in his shoulders, that's prison.”
Laurence Fishburne - Whitey Powers
Kevin Bacon - Sean Devine

“- Anna Coleman: I'm old!
- Tess Coleman: I beg your pardon!
- Anna Coleman: I'm like the Cryptkeeper!”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“Perhaps the reason for my growth was intended for larger things. After all, a giant man can't have an ordinary-sized life.”
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young