“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy

“If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“Listen, anything you got to say about your mother-in-law, you don't have to explain to me. You know what I mean? Like if she were the star of a real crummy horrormovie, I'd believe it.”
Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike

I only work at the video store part time, and at night I'm working on my first novel, called "I Hate People".
Johnny Galecki - Arthur

“You never knew... oh how could how much she loved you before you raped her! And after you raped her there was no one to tell... except me... over and over and over again. It's very hard too look like the one person you're mom loves and hates the most.”
Jay Mohr - Leonard Marliston