“If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly

“- Chelsea Turner: Can I make it up to you?
- Seth Winnick: What did you have in mind?
- Chelsea Turner: Back rub, blow-job, breakfast in bed.
- Seth Winnick: The three B's! It has a chance at working.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy

“- Carol: Why don't we make it a threesome, huh?
- Max: Can't you see he's got other plans for tonight?
- Carol: Well, bring her along! We'll make it a foursome!”

Tuesday Weld - Carol
James Woods - Max

“- Jill, Lamborghini Babe: It'll be a weekend you'll never forget.
- Mechanic: All three of us?
- Marcie, Lamborghini Babe: It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.”
Susan Anton - Jill, Lamborghini Babe
Catherine Bach