“Caroline, refresh my memory, will you please? What exactly have you done in the past five years? Wait a minute: I know. You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. You've done liposuction.”

Tim Allen - Brad Sexton

“I promise you a day of reckoning that you won't live long enough to never forget.”
James Caan - Joe Sarno

“- Randolph Johnson: 300 years ago, my people only had to spend one day a week gathering food, and everybody ate like kings.
- Jesse: So what'd they do the rest of the time?
- Randolph Johnson: Told stories, made music, made carvings. Made babies.
- Jesse: Sounds good to me.”
August Schellenberg - Randolph Johnson
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“- Nick Charles: Now how did you ever remember me?
- Dorothy Wynant: Oh, you used to fascinate me. A real live detective. You used to tell me the most wonderful stories.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Maureen O'Sullivan - Dorothy Wynant

“I'm not going to tell the story the way it happened. I'm going to tell it the way I remember it.”
Ethan Hawke - Finnegan Bell