“- Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka: What have you done for mankind?
- Count Leon d'Algout: Not so much for mankind... for womankind, my record isn't quite so bleak.”
Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka
Melvyn Douglas - Count Leon d'Algout

“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Natalie: You don't want to get to know each other first?
- Mitch: Before I buy you a drink or before the blow job?”
Lyndsy Fonseca - Natalie
Michael Doneger - Mitch

“Can we please go home, dry each other off with friction?”
Jason Sudeikis - Jake

“- Sabina Spielrein: When my father brought me to you I was very ill and my illness was sexual. It's clear that the subject I'm studying is entirely grounded in sexuality so naturally I'm becoming more and more acutely awake of the fact that I have no sexual experience.
- Carl Jung: Law students are not normally expected to rob banks.”
Keira Knightley - Sabina Spielrein
Michael Fassbender - Carl Jung