“- Linda Davenport: You're in high school now, and I expect you to act like it.
- Luke Davenport: Then don't dress me in these dorky clothes.
- Linda Davenport: You're not dressed in dorky clothes, you're in nice clothes. You look very handsome. You should consider yourself lucky.
- Luke Davenport: I should consider myself dorky.”
Lisa Eichhorn - Linda Davenport
Brock Pierce - Luke Davenport

“- Vera Cicero: I was born looking 18.
- Dixie Dwyer: I can save you.
- Vera Cicero: No, you can't.”
Diane Lane - Vera Cicero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dixie Dwyer

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“You'll excuse me, I won't join you. I find adolescence makes you nervous enough.”

Diana Lynn - Lucy Hill

“You're behaving like a romantic girl of eighteen.”

Gladys Cooper - Mrs. Henry Vale