“- Chief Halliwell: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem?
- Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti: Yeah, but it's just a little one!”
Val Avery - Chief Halliwell
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania

“You said you had some gas that'd make me fly. Show me.”

Bobby Jordan - Joe "Joey" Dingle

“- Wallace Wooley: I'm afraid you've got a hangover.
- Daniel: Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C.”
Fredric March - Wallace Wooley
Cecil Kellaway - Daniel

“- Candy: I want more than just sex.
- David: That's why God invented television.”
Ruth Marshall - Candy
Thomas Gibson - David