- Nick Rivers: Martin, I've been practicing. How this? “Ist Ihr Tochter achtzehn, bitte?”.
- Martin: What does that mean?
- Nick Rivers: Is your daughter eighteen?
Val Kilmer - Nick Rivers
Billy J. Mitchell - Martin

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random

“- Stevo: Dad, look at this. What kinda, what kinda car is this?
- Dad: That would be a Porshe.
- Stevo: A Porshe, that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership. Volkswagen, right? For the people who designed it? Who made that possible, let me give you a hint, Adolf Hitler.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad

“- Gustav Shank: Couldn't you have picked a better car?
- Himmel Shank: I thought you'd like it. It's German.
- Gustav Shank: Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?”

Jeffrey Jones - Gustav Shank
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank

“You see, they're stubborn. That's the good thing about the Germans. Man, you got to admin, when they get an idea in their heads...”
Ronald Francis Perlman - Koulikov