“See, that's the problem. I can't find a man that can satisfy me. Now some guys go an hour, hour in a half, that's it. A man's gotta put in overtime for me to get off.”

Mary Bond Davis - Big Stank Woman

“- Gerry Boyle: It's not as if you're that hard to please.
- Eileen Boyle: Yeah, that's what they said to me at the orgy.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle
Fionnula Flanagan - Eileen Boyle

“What if we made love real hard for 35 minutes then drop off into a deep, coma-like sleep?”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray

“This is it, life will never be better, or sweeter than this.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“- Sissy: I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
- Bud: And I got what I wanted. I finally got myself a real lady.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud