“- Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
- Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
- Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
Rob Lowe - Jeff Megall

“- Bob Parr: Weren't you in the news? Some show in Prayge... Prague?
- Edna 'E' Mode: Milan, darling. Supermodels. Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.”
Craig T. Nelson - Bob Parr
Brad Bird - Edna 'E' Mode

“- Billy: You're very pretty. I'll bet you're a model.
- Gia Carangi: Why? Do I look stupid?”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“- Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
- Matilda Jeffries: Honestly?
- Hansel: Yes.
- Matilda Jeffries: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
- Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Christine Taylor - Matilda Jeffries
Owen Wilson - Hansel

“- Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?
- Mugatu: What?
- Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Will Ferrell - Mugatu