“- Daniel Leeson: Glad to know you.
- Jerry Warriner: How can you be glad to know me? I know how I'd feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in.”
Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson
Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

“Husband number six meet husband number four.”
Mae West - Marlo Manners

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.”

Lou Costello - Costello