“Husband number six meet husband number four.”
Mae West - Marlo Manners

“- Daniel Leeson: Glad to know you.
- Jerry Warriner: How can you be glad to know me? I know how I'd feel if I was sitting with a girl and her husband walked in.”
Ralph Bellamy - Daniel Leeson
Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner

“I love Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“He's like you, dad! Except he's brilliant.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks