“- President of the United States: The American people, Mr. Smiley, would never ever buy this.
- Stu Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to.”
Alan Alda - President of the United States
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

- Captain Woods: This job is destroying me... you know how old I am?
- Ashburn: Um.. 58.
- Captain Woods: I'm 43-years-old. I have a five-year-old son who calls me "Grampa".
Thomas F. Wilson - Captain Woods
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn

“- Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
- The Narrator: ...Consumers?
- Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“The point is there's a gulf in this country; an ever-widening abyss between the people who have stuff, and the people who don't have shit. It's like this big hole in the ground, as big as the fucking Grand Canyon, and what's come pouring out is an eruption of rage, and the rage creates violence, and the violence is real.”

Steve Martin - Davis

“- Gordon Urquhart: We've been invaded by America. We're all gonna be rich.
- Victor: Really?
- Gordon Urquhart: We won't have anywhere to call home, but we'll be stinkin' rich.”
Denis Lawson - Urquhart
Christopher Rozycki - Victor