“- Elle Woods: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
- Warner: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
- Elle Woods: Then what? My boobs are too big?”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Matthew Davis - Warner

“Locked together in hatred. But I can't hate you, Louis. Louis, my love, I was mortal till you gave me your immortal kiss. You became my mother, and my father, and so I'm yours forever. But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claudia

“- Chelsea Turner: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
- Seth Winnick: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
- Chelsea Turner: I am not in denial.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
French Stewart - Seth Winnick

“- Abby Janello: Being with him is like making a choice.
- Donna: You don't have that choice, Abby. You have other choices.
- Abby Janello: It just can't be him - that's all.
- Donna: Ok, then fine. But whether it's Buddy or someone else a year from now, whoever you choose will be there because Greg is not. That's just how it is.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Abby Janello
Caroline Aaron - Donna

“- Danny Witwer: Lamar thinks you left John because he lost himself in Precrime instead of you.
- Lara Clarke: I left him, because everytime I looked at him, I saw my son. Everytime time I got close to him, I smelled my little boy. That's why I left him. And now you can leave.”
Colin Farrell - Danny Witwer
Kathryn Morris - Lara Clarke