“Who says that murder's not an art?”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart

“I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.”
Jack Nicholson - Joker

“- Hildy Johnson: I suppose I proposed to you?
- Walter Burns: Well, you practically did, making goo-goo eyes at me for two years until I broke down.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Walter Burns: You persuade Hildy to do the story and you can write out a nice fat insurance policy for me.
- Bruce Baldwin: I refuse to use my wife for business purposes.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin

“You don't have to trust me as long as you can persuade me to trust you.”

Humphrey Bogart - Samuel Spade