“- Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
- Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
- Trent: Anaheim.
- Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.”
Jon Favreau - Mike
Patrick Van Horn - Sue
Vince Vaughn - Trent

“We're all scared, and why shouldn't we be? What do you think they're using in this war, water pistols?”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett

“He still fights. The bombs they're dropping tonight are editorials the Germans will understand.”
Claude Rains - Capt. Freycinet

“We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“- Persian: Our arrows will blot out the sun!
- King Leonidas: Then we will fight in the shade.”
Kwasi Songui - Persian
Gerard Butler - King Leonidas