“Maybe when I'm through with her, I'm gonna come after you. Maybe when I'm done humping her, I'm gonna come hump you!”

Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve

“- Louise: You let her go, you fuckin' asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car!
- Harlan: All right, hey, hey, hey, just calm down. We were just having a little fun, that's all.
- Louise: Looks like you got a real fucked-up idea of fun.”

Susan Sarandon - Louise
Timothy Carhart - Harlan

“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!
- Billy Butcherson: [to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
- Max: Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
- Winifred Sanderson: Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence!”
Doug Jones - Billy
Omri Katz - Max
Bette Midler - Winifred

- Johnny Utah: Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
- Bunker Weiss: [smiling] Nope.
- Tone: That would be a waste of time...
- Warchild: We're just gonna fuck you up!
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah
Chris Pedersen - Bunker
Anthony Kiedis - Tone
Vincent Klyn - Warchild