“- Margaret Tate: Was that your family?
- Andrew Paxton: Yes.
- Margaret Tate: Tell you to quit.
- Andrew Paxton: Every single day.”

Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton

“- Mr. Grover: If you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Keep your family out of this!”
Douglass Dumbrille - Mr. Grover
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“Never send an adult to do a kid's job.”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“- Jake Malloy: I don't get it. Why do you put yourself through this?
- McKenzie: You got family, Malloy?
- Jake Malloy: No, I don't.
- McKenzie: Neither do I, anymore. The job is all I've got.”
Sylvester Stallone - Jake Malloy
Robert Prosky - McKenzie