“- Karen Kelly: Do you have any idea how to take care of a child?
- Joe Kingman: I've been doing it for a month now!
- Karen Kelly: And look where we're standing, Joe.”
Paige Turco - Karen Kelly
The Rock - Joe Kingman

“- Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proud name of Rubble. Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, you're bound to find something you're good at.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“Holy smokes!”

Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Waiter: Are you ready to order?
- Rose: Yes, goddammit. I'm going to have the fucking poached salmon, with the son-of-a-bitching rice, and a dirty bastard salad with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. Thank you. And um, who knows what this asshole wants.
- Eddie Birdlace: I'll just take a fucking beer.”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- Eddie Birdlace: Where's our fucking drinks?
- Rose: You boys sure like to swear.
- Eddie Birdlace: No, we just like to drink.”
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace
Lili Taylor - Rose