“He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism. But especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it.”

Chris Rock - Rufus

“I am the lord they god. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me. Out of my way, asshole.”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“What do you know about the world? Maybe there is a God, or maybe some of us want to believe there is.”

Andie MacDowell - Selma Lidz

“- Laforgue: I put my trust in God. He will guide me all the way to paradise.
- Chomina: But you have not seen this paradise. No man should welcome death. This world is a cruel place.”
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue
August Schellenberg - Chomina

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah