“- Artemus Gordon: I only have one request: That you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
- Artemus Gordon: Damn.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless

“If this [points to heart] is empty, this [points to head] doesn't matter.”
Jared Jussim - Dicky Fox

“People think we are crazy. But they don't know the joy of holding a man's beating heart in the palm of your hand.”
David Suchet - Jean-Pierre Thibodoux

“You know what they say: cold hands, warm heart.”
Sandee Currie - Mitchy

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] We don't want to go anywhere with you, Melon Head!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey